Really, how does she do it? How can any self-respecting spouse be expected to get by in a tough economy when she can only charge $500,000 on her American Express card? In a month. And what's a mother to do when the kids plant themselves in your $2+ million beach condo in Coronado? Why, buy another one, of course. Isn't that what you would do? That Cindy McCain, she's a trooper... Naturally, now that your hubby is running for President of the United States, you need stop wearing those $3000 suits made by some poncy,
terrorist-loving monkey-touching European designer (Escada) and start wearing $3000 "freedom suits" made by a good, patriotic American designer ( Carolina Herrera Ralph Lauren). (I have no idea what the last bit really means or who those people are. Gretta? Please to 'splain...) In any event, the McCains are the embodiment of American values. They understand the tough choices and sacrifices that ordinary people have to make and the struggle of figuring out where to buy the cheapest gas. Yes, John and the CinBot are just like you and me...
(h/t to Tapped)
Update: Gretta provides fashion corrections.